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I remember Gulman from the second season of Last Comic Standing. He was definitely one of the best. I was sold on one of his bits that starts out: "Does milk really need an ad campaign?"

I remember Gulman from the second season of Last Comic Standing. He was definitely one of the best. I was sold on one of his bits that starts out: "Does milk really need an ad campaign?"

"Maybe instead of buying a Big Mac you read Us Weekly. Hey, that's still McDonald's. It's just served up a little different. Maybe your McDonald's is telling yourself that Starbucks Frappucino is not a milkshake. Or maybe you watch 'Glee'. It's all McDonald's."

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I've been scanning the web for a few months with some success but I"ve come to a bit of an endpass and thought I'd take the search here. Can anyone point me to some short horror stories that will really scare the crap out of me? I'm not talking Lovecraft or Poe or the classics you'd find in your standard anthology,…