I was thinking about Zack's age and kind of assumed that - condoms withstanding - that her follow-up statement would be about statutory rape.

I was thinking about Zack's age and kind of assumed that - condoms withstanding - that her follow-up statement would be about statutory rape.

I just typed in "sex" there and the first result was a site offering advice on "What do ice hockey & sex toys have in common?"

I just typed in "sex" there and the first result was a site offering advice on "What do ice hockey & sex toys have in common?"

Which is, in fact, the exact same wording Alicia used when typing in the search that brought it up. Old people be oldin'.

"Grace's finger hovered over the keyboard. Dare she do it?

LOST was a Rube Goldberg machine in pay-off compared to The X-Files. If LOST couldn't keep control of its spinning plates, The X-Files was just frantically throwing crockery at the wall and hoping that some of it landed back on the shelf.

LOST was a Rube Goldberg machine in pay-off compared to The X-Files. If LOST couldn't keep control of its spinning plates, The X-Files was just frantically throwing crockery at the wall and hoping that some of it landed back on the shelf.

Sample IMDB review of "Ben And Kate":

Sample IMDB review of "Ben And Kate":

"I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back riiiiibs."

"I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back riiiiibs."

My largest abiding memory of The X-Files when it comes to the TV landscape is watching the last episode of the previous season, and when it ended on a cliffhanger having the RTE 2 announcer say "The X-Files will return in the New Year" (time-shifted Irish broadcast schedules).

My largest abiding memory of The X-Files when it comes to the TV landscape is watching the last episode of the previous season, and when it ended on a cliffhanger having the RTE 2 announcer say "The X-Files will return in the New Year" (time-shifted Irish broadcast schedules).

Dear Danathan,

Dear Danathan,

It's odd that it ran 60 minutes with "lots of commercials", because each episode is generally 58 minutes (with no ads).

It's odd that it ran 60 minutes with "lots of commercials", because each episode is generally 58 minutes (with no ads).

I feel bad for the people who submit these letters now that comments are open. DON'T FEAR, YOU CRAZY SEXY DIAMONDS!

I feel bad for the people who submit these letters now that comments are open. DON'T FEAR, YOU CRAZY SEXY DIAMONDS!