I'm now stuck on the image of her mother throwing the baby in the gahhh-bage.

I'm now stuck on the image of her mother throwing the baby in the gahhh-bage.

I hope people describing squirrels pops up across the board in every show this season because the Emmys require it.

I hope people describing squirrels pops up across the board in every show this season because the Emmys require it.

I'm praying that there's one incongruous story line threaded through the season where Shelley is taken in by the school, joins the kids in class, is accepted, and learns the value of education over being a slut.

I'm praying that there's one incongruous story line threaded through the season where Shelley is taken in by the school, joins the kids in class, is accepted, and learns the value of education over being a slut.

My attention wavers wildly in and out of focus.

My attention wavers wildly in and out of focus.

While slathered in oil, and to the strains of Gloria Estefan's "Let's Get Loud".

While slathered in oil, and to the strains of Gloria Estefan's "Let's Get Loud".

Also, haven't seen many references to the storm being caused by the aliens landing. On the radio it was clearly stated that the storm involved a crashed ship of some kind, and that it was a very irregular and unexpected weather phenomena.

Also, haven't seen many references to the storm being caused by the aliens landing. On the radio it was clearly stated that the storm involved a crashed ship of some kind, and that it was a very irregular and unexpected weather phenomena.

So are we all in agreement that the French woman is going to be something far more sinister? This week she almost got caught in a lie about not knowing much about Paris - then said that she moved here when she was nine BUT was made to speak French by her mother (hence the accent).

So are we all in agreement that the French woman is going to be something far more sinister? This week she almost got caught in a lie about not knowing much about Paris - then said that she moved here when she was nine BUT was made to speak French by her mother (hence the accent).

Woman Ass 2: Obstetric Boogaloo

Woman Ass 2: Obstetric Boogaloo

You think I don't know coffee tables? I wrote the BOOK on coffee tables.

You think I don't know coffee tables? I wrote the BOOK on coffee tables.

Yeah, that's a little ridiculous considering how she's acting. I may be a man but I don't get away with trying to fuck an end table at the back of a lecture hall and calling it inherent human passion.

Yeah, that's a little ridiculous considering how she's acting. I may be a man but I don't get away with trying to fuck an end table at the back of a lecture hall and calling it inherent human passion.