There is no possible way this can be good. It's on CBS.

But how long are you supposed to hang in there? At some point you have to walk away when you aren't at all enjoying what you're watching. I only made it that far because I'm like marvel stuff.

I can honestly say that I don't know anything about her other than she's a very popular, young, female, pop singer. I've never knowingly heard any of her music, I couldn't hum a single bar of any of her songs, let alone name one. I just don't pay any attention to pop music. I can't be the only one.

Agent Carter wasn't very good, but it was likable. AOS just flat out sucks. Mind you I dropped out after the second season and have no idea how I made it that far.

If you like or dislike music for any reason other than you like or dislike the music, you're an idiot who is far too concerned with appearances.

True story. Some years ago my wife and I were watching TV and started getting into it. Soon we were naked and on the floor, missionary. After a few minutes I felt my balls and taint getting licked from behind. Our dog decided to join, without consent. It goes both ways my Qweef.

To be combined with a system that somehow rewards women who send unsolicited boob pics. There's a billion dollar app right there.

I had a real-estate agent once named Anita Dyck. For real.

I think a lot of the Timmies devotion stems from the fact that every Canadian who lives in a city is never more than 5 min from a location. They're on the way to everywhere. Also way cheaper than Starbucks.

I wouldn't wish prison rape on anybody, but if it must happen, I hope that it's with a HIV positive dick.

My dog has a blanket that he really likes to hump on occasion. Sometimes we'll just hold it and let him get after it. I'm not jerking him off, but I guess I am facilitating his sexual arousal. What I'm saying is that I'd be a great actor.

I was literally petting my dog's head when I read this. He likes getting masturbated, and I like doing it.

Upon great consideration, I've decided that the best would be one of those extended, but not long, putters with one of those big mallet heads. Out cold and bleeding, weak shaft or no.

I read the article and apparently he tips well. He likes to be the swaggering big dick at his club. Oh, and he takes a caddy and a cart and insists on driving.

Don't feel bad about it. You're only lying to yourself. Unless you're wagering. Then you're a dick.

I like that. Thanks.

I can come up with a good, secure password, but there's no chance in hell I'll ever remember it.

You should ask your gyno about that when you go.

Jesus.

If that glimmer existed, he never would have come aboard in the first place.