He was just doing a business.

I saw a thing on TV recently that explored the phenomena. Think of it this way, NBC sells ad time to, oh lets say Apple. The more viewers a show has, the higher the ad rate. A popular show on NBC might get a few million viewers these days. Fuckwads like this guy often have twice as many viewers than a TV show. …

Les Paul motherfucker.

This will one day be the Trump defense.

I grew up reading Stephen King books, Maine is fucking creepy.

Fat 60 year old men fighting 12 year olds? I'd pay 50 bucks for the pay-per-view.

This might be the most esoteric comment I've read in a long time.

Substitute college basketball with golf, and I'm the same.

Luckily, there are very few moments where the jokes aren't.

No. Hate the club, always have. The only thing in the world worse than dance music, is really fucking loud dance music. The worst nights were when you're out with friends at a cool bar, having a great time drinking and chatting, and somebody decides that "we should hit the club!" That's when I went home.

I still go to shows on weekdays, but will always take the next day off, or at least the morning. Recovery gets hard in your 40s

That last paragraph made me laugh. Aimee Mann playing at a zoo with an opening set from Rihannon Gibbons is how I read it. Good monkeys.

Seriously. Every bite needs to have the right proportion of meat, skin and sauce. I didn't order drumsticks!

He also hung out with hookers.

No. Take a look waaaay up there. That's the bottom of the barrel. I don't know what the fuck this is. Alright, I'm ripping off John Oliver, but Jesus this is stupid.

She was just referencing somebody she saw on Oprah. Thought it was a nicer word to describe a black woman. We explained to her that it's not really her decision to make. She learned.

My mother in law once used negress. She thinks it sounds better than black.

So, if it's replicated, that means that the one in the Gobi continues to exist as well as the one in orbit? That would be great! I stay home and get to my neglected PVR, the other me goes to work. Sounds like a great idea for a movie. Anybody know Keaton's number?

Just zoo sounds for those in the cages.

You could argue that O'Reilly was kept around because he was useful. He was the prison freelancer and jack of all trades for all kinds of dirty work. It's not realistic, but he got shit done for anybody willing to pay him.