Well, as someone who has been on this planet for only a year fewer than you, and as someone who has seen all kinds of metal bands since I was a teenager, and as someone who is very fond of Ghost's music, I still don't think they're a metal band. I also don't think that great bands I love like Baroness and Torche are…

I don't get the resentment. You either like it or you don't, just like any other kind of music. They are a hard rock band that incorporates some metal elements with some 70s rock elements, crossed with great pop hooks. I don't care how they're labeled, songs like Majesty from Meliora are great, full stop.

They're a good band, they have some great songs. But they are not metal.

I cede the point. Just going off my gut, while you actually seem to know what you're talking about. I live to learn!

True, but we need the calories and roughage that come with consuming the actual food, not just the nutrients. But I'm also not a biologist!

I don't even bother weighing myself. If my jeans still fit the same, I'm good.

I'm no chemist, but I'm pretty sure that we humans need to consume food in order to live. No chemicals can provide the needed energy and nutrients that we get from food. Look at astronaut food, it's still made of food just in paste form. It's kind of like trying to build a cat. All the elements necessary to build…

Yes, I can tell you from experience that it works on blue hands as well. Stupid pen broke!

It's all over the map in terms of quality, but there's some good stuff still.

DuVall is a great singer.

They were opening for Nickelback about 10 years ago.

Saw Opeth in 2006. Awesome.

No, it's Tijuana!

My response was 100% a joke, based upon my love for early Ren and Stimpy and the fact that your comment and avatar meshed perfectly. No anger here.

Generic blonde looks that made little boys get boners and little girls want to be like her.

Her voice had nothing to do with her making millions of bucks. It's the people who wrote her songs, crafted her image and her slutty schoolgirl outfit that made her millions of bucks.

He really does stand out among his peers. You need more of him, say, one for each state.

Now I've read Megyn Kelly and Minka Kelly and am aroused.

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

Says someone represented by an avatar of a kitty-litter eating, stinky fart producing rubber nipple salesman who talks to boogers? The one who literally pushed the fucking "History Eraser" button just because he couldn't resist? Time to look in the mirror, sport.