Cosby and slumber party together makes me feel a little nauseated these days.

I think farts are funny, so yes.

People-wise yes, but agriculture-wise, I stand by my comparison. Goes for most of Alberta too. We're not just Texas, we're Nebraska, Montana and Washington, too. Manitoba certainly has Minnesota qualities the further east you go.

Sask/Man are like Nebraska/Iowa/Kansas/Missou except more progressive.

Up here we don't wear them as a fashion statement, we wear them because it gets fucking cold in the winter.

Man, that is an unbelievable level of stupid to do those mental gymnastics.

Yeah, but Trump will probably end up with tons of insurance money from it.

I'd like to see Melania push him as they begin descending the stairs of Air Force One. Hilarious gif for all of us, and then face endless trials and public shamings while in painful traction for a couple of years. Then, once his name is worth less than nothing, he can fuck off and die.

W also wasn't president, Cheney was. Spite and grudges fuel that man. Wasn't an idiot either.

Here's a tip: don't read what idiots think about TV shows you like. Is there any reason you would?

You do need new glasses. You read that headline on Brietbart.

At least in my part of Canada, we call those cheese slices. Is "American cheese" used nationally to describe individually wrapped cheese goo or is that regional? Why "American" cheese? Does a brick of Velveeta count as American cheese too? It appears I have many questions about the term American cheese. Seems…

The neighbour kid explaining what he saw on TV at the end of the 5th episode last season is the hardest I have laughed in a long time. Not a great show, but I liked elements of it very much. Fingers crossed for a better season.

Letterman had a vicious take down of Trump a month ago in NY Magazine. Good read.

Mmmmmmm…stem cells.

This is how a lot of people chose a president.

You also have Joy Division, Buzzcocks, the Verve and Winterfylleth from Manchester.

I'm of two thoughts when it comes to zoos. I don't like the concept of taking animals out of their natural habitat, and keeping them in pens. Particularly when there are lousy gov't regulations where the zoo is located so the standards suck and the animals suffer.

Yeah, but a regular guy like you gets busted and your life turns to shit. If you lose your license for a year, you might lose your job, can't drive your kids around, and so on. Tiger's got enough money for thousands of cars and drivers. Getting caught isn't nearly as punitive for the rich.

But you can buy those hats and uni's at the gift shop! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!