Only sluts get raped.

To be fair, Darth Vader is a bad guy.

I'm in my 40's, and I have literally never met a fellow Canadian who owned a handgun. I've actually never seen a handgun in person other than on a cops waist. Amazing the difference when you visit down south.

NEEEEERRRRRRD!

Seriously, why not sell songs that don't quite work for your band's sound. There are potential millions in it without having to deal with the dreaded fame part of it.

Verdi's pretty good for that too.

I didn't see the movie until I was into my 30s and fell in love with it. Just reminded me so much of what it was like to be a boy. I see so much of my youth in the movie.

C'mon, Bull Durham!

I'm criticizing nothing but her methodology, not her vote.

You said in your original comment that you agree with her politics 100%. In your second comment you say that you don't really follow her political opinions, you just think she's a cool grandma cause she voted for Stein. Not really that thoughtful, is it? I'm saying that it's this kind of lazy thinking that led to…

This is the kind of insightful and thoughtful approach to politics that got Trump elected. Congrats, dummy!

It doesn't. Liking it, and doing it regularly is what makes you gay. Unless you identify as a woman, of course. Then you're just a slut.

As a man who basically only likes his own cock, I too think everyone should suck more cock.

To be fair, I got home early today and smoked some kush.

D'oh!

Why May 4? I get the "fourth be with you" part, but why May?

I'd never heard of it until last week, but it's emblematic of a trend isn't it? I saw some stupid thing on YouTube a couple of years ago where parents posted a video of them teasing their young son that his favourite sports team lost a game. The kid is probably 5 and the parents are relishing his tears. There's…

Adrian Peterson has a lot of money if you're looking for interested investors.

No. You can make the joke, but filming it is crass, and showing it to somebody else makes you an asshole.

As long as you're not pointing it's probably ok.