I remember when the Simpsons was cool!

Hey, to each their own. I wasn't really talking about leisure time, some people occasionally or often travel for work. I prefer not to walk around with giant wads of cash and convenience is well, convenient. Besides if you are as disciplined as you seem to be, and pay off your balance every month, the bank will not…

I didn't say I watch very little TV, just very little network TV. Also, every one of those shows is a 20 min sitcom on the PVR.

Without plastic you can't rent a car, book hotel rooms, flights etc…tough to live without one these days.

I watch very little network TV, but I watch an ABC show, I watch a couple of NBC shows, and three Fox shows. CBS is a dead zone.

Yeah, not me. I'd rather sit through a crappy or stupid kids movie like Boss Baby than endure any kind of kids musical movie. The music alone makes me angry/bored. Also, a bunch of dumb kids laughing at silly shit is kind of cute.

There's not a day that passes where I don't thank my lucky stars that my wife isn't into much girly shit, on TV anyway. I was at my brother's place recently, and for the first time in my life overheard about 10 minutes of the Kardashian show. Yikes.

I had to google it. It's not that interesting. What is interesting though, is that the "people also ask" section directly below has as its top choice "How do you smile with your mouth closed?" Is this something that's tricky for most people? I mean, do you really have to google it instead of simply trying it? …

It's really impressive too, how a tiger can tell the good guys from the bad guys.

Pop her one for me. She knows what she did.

It's worth finishing, really good.

Science is for suckers! MAGA!

Well, they'll probably demand to see the leader, as one does. Hopefully they eat him, decide that we taste like vile orange shit, and leave the rest of us alone.

The eighth leg was dead all along, killed by, ohhhh, water.

I'm pretty sure eating our soft tissue is more than enough to kill all of us.

…and that little boy grew up to be the UFC middleweight champion.

Yeah, but they can drop on you.

I lived in a basement apartment a couple of years in college and there was a giant spider living under the kitchen sink. There were also big black beetles walking around here and there. Once, when drunk I whacked one with my shoe, opened the kitchen cabinet below the sink, and placed the nearly dead beetle gently on…

Pfffft. Bears are pussies.

Canada is much the like the US in that there can be a big political difference between the rural folk and the city folk. The big difference is that extremism doesn't work here, so our rednecks and assholes never get the politicians they want so they don't even bother to vote.