Clattenburg is the reason I tuned in for this show. It's really a lot like Trailer Park Boys in that it focuses on a community shunned by the rest of society, has its own hierarchy, and is ultimately about the bonds between the lifers. It's not great by any stretch, but I'm willing to see where it goes.

Hey now, he's just a young man trying to establish some street cred. It ain't easy being so darn white, short and cute!

Any Bieber story written by O'neal is compulsory reading.

He's basically Donald Trump with better hair.

I don't think most people "idolize" celebrities they like. I think that those of us who take great pleasure from art, music, tv, movies and sports simply have an affection for those whose work brings us joy, and develop an appreciation for their contribution to our often mundane lives. We don't know them and never…

Hey I'm not a tyrant, just hate distractions taking me out of the mood. She accepts this without grudge. I didn't mean to make it sound like she cowers in the corner in fear of making a sound.

This study is about exactly the opposite of how I operate. I never snack when watching a movie or tv show because I prefer to pay attention to something that I want to watch. I don't let my wife snack either because I find people moving around and crunching when I'm watching something distracting. However, if I'm…

You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

Considering that they're one and the same, there can be no loser. Trick question.

The Canucks are the only professional sports team for which I have a gleeful sense of schadenfreude. I can be mostly indifferent to some teams, root against some others, but I really want bad things and losing seasons to be the norm for the Canucks. It's too early to tell if their recent moves are good or bad, but…

Are you really not into group sex, or has it just never reasonably come up as an option. There's a difference, you know.

Just like any country, not all Canadians sound the same. The way a Newfie talks compared to an Albertan is as big a difference as a Georgian and a Oregonian.

I missed American Bukkake 56. Will I still be able to follow story?

It's the first show I've ever watched that could be described as perfect. Everything from the tone to the characters to the dialogue to the pacing to the direction is absolutely perfect. I don't know if they can keep that up, but even if they just come close, it'll still be the best thing out there.

It is slow. Slow like an intense, perfect fuck with someone you're really into where time simply ceases to exist. Yes, this show is that good.

You'd think that by now, the church wouldn't have that kind of power over him. The way I see it, the church should be pretty afraid of Travolta. It always makes headlines when B list stars leave the church, imagine the fuss if one of the two most famous scientologists in the world started revealing shit. If…

The previous incarnation of the Owen Sound junior team was the Platers. I don't know if that's better or worse than the Attack.

I'm being a little flip, I know. I don't like the genre of music, but have heard that he's a little different, more interesting, more musical etc…
So I listened. None of those little chunks even remotely wanted me to hear larger chunks, especially that horrible autotune sound. I thought I'd give one of the biggest…

This is the first time I've heard his music. It's terrible and I won't listen again.

Not the greatest show ever, but immensely entertaining. I plowed through all nine episodes in a weekend I found it so watchable.