Better than Nucky Thompson teeth.

Megadeth, Rust in Peace.

I don't think that there's too much wrong with the voporub scene either.  But imagine that scene with genders reversed. 

So you're the Coyotes fan! 

I like that Burt not only wanted film, he wanted film for his disposable camera!

Honey Boo Boo will need a new show at some point, won't she?  Won't somebody please think of the children?

Just like Dancing with the "Stars".  That Bristol Palin is an A list celebrity just like her mom!

Yeah, but that was a particularly bad, uncompetitive game.  One of only two brutal games in the past 10 years.

This was my first ever exposure to Beyonce's music and all I have to say is that she's very pretty!

People say the same thing about god too, though.

I think the concept of a "good God" is a ship that sailed ages ago.

Pathetic pussies like Chris Brown are probably never in public without at least a 4 man posse of thugs, ready to fuck up anybody he tells them to.  I'm guessing he's hard to hit.

Idi Amin ate my baby!!

Based on the song up there ^^^, her guitar playing is run of the mill, as is her song writing.  Her monkey sounds are pretty good though!

You obviously don't have a dog.  I could eat a chicken wing while picking up my dog's shit and it wouldn't bother me. 

She's the worst character on this show by a mile.  First of all, the actress is pretty terrible and she's saddled with some of the worst dialogue ever conceived.  Secondly, she's not remotely convincing as a lawyer, even in TV cartoon land.  Finally, she's pretty much a complete idiot.  I cringe every time she speaks.

I've decided that Avery looks like the love child of Tim Riggins and Johnny Depp.

FNL fans don't like her because she's purty, we like her because Mrs. Coach is one of the greatest, strongest, and coolest female characters in the history of television and we all want her as our mom/wife.  Great character, great actress inhabiting the role perfectly. I wish more shows wrote women this well.

Given the fact that she's a beauty contestant, I assume she has never been seen without 30lbs of make up.  It's how she rolls out of bed.

He's not really a football player, he's a punter.  It's a real skill, which requires a lot of time and practice, but kickers aren't really "football" players.