No wonder the girls in bukkake movies look so happy!

From what I've seen, she has no talent, and seems extraordinarily dumb.  Not just run of the mill stupid, but honest to goodness special needs stupid.  Have you ever heard her speak?  It's like she's a ten year old girl, raised in captivity with only reality TV as a friend.  Almost sad, really.

From what I've seen, she has no talent, and seems extraordinarily dumb.  Not just run of the mill stupid, but honest to goodness special needs stupid.  Have you ever heard her speak?  It's like she's a ten year old girl, raised in captivity with only reality TV as a friend.  Almost sad, really.

Even better, her mom said she was thin and beautiful, THEN SAID THAT THEY'LL GO ON A DIET TOGETHER. 

Even better, her mom said she was thin and beautiful, THEN SAID THAT THEY'LL GO ON A DIET TOGETHER. 

It's a pretty reasonable assumption, isn't it?

It's a pretty reasonable assumption, isn't it?

I can't tell if she's going to throw up, or if the drumstick is going to throw up on her.

I can't tell if she's going to throw up, or if the drumstick is going to throw up on her.

I thought it was implied that Ron won.  They cut away after the initial staredown, but when we return to the party, the first shot was of Ron chewing something.  Not that it really matters, great scene, great show.

I thought it was implied that Ron won.  They cut away after the initial staredown, but when we return to the party, the first shot was of Ron chewing something.  Not that it really matters, great scene, great show.

That's saying alot, since he's a GREAT front man.  He may not be the best guitarist, but he doesn't need to be.  Big fan of his voice, and Foo concerts are great due in no small part to his charisma and rapport with the crowd. 

That's saying alot, since he's a GREAT front man.  He may not be the best guitarist, but he doesn't need to be.  Big fan of his voice, and Foo concerts are great due in no small part to his charisma and rapport with the crowd. 

Huge NFL fan, but I can't get up for this one.  May even let my wife watch Glee when she wants, instead of after the game. 

Huge NFL fan, but I can't get up for this one.  May even let my wife watch Glee when she wants, instead of after the game. 

Exceptions can be made:  woman you like, close friend or relative is featured.  That's the whole list.

Exceptions can be made:  woman you like, close friend or relative is featured.  That's the whole list.

Shut up you uppity Tebow Boo Boo!

Shut up you uppity Tebow Boo Boo!

I like the various tweets from random Americans who now want to move to Canada since Obama is going to destroy America.  I guess Obama haters love socialized medicare, gay marriage, friendly pot laws, and fairly generous welfare programs.