If I were born rich, my shitty novel about talking dogs and Batman would be finished by now.

I hear you burning, but I'm not Karen!

JVS- that was seriously the stupidest thing I've heard in a while, especially since the whole point of the movie was that men who act like children may be funny, but they are also stupid and need to grow up, which isn't exactly sexist.

Wow, you look exotic. Was your dad a GI?

I'm looking forward to it. I just hope it doesn't, you know, suck as bad as Kath and Kim.

It's official
She's the perfect woman.

Don't forget Omar in the Incredible Hulk (though he'll hopefully make up for it with The Road).

Wait
What? Kal Penn?

I limit it based on films that Apatow either produced, directed or wrote.

Superbad
I think it's the best of the Apatow family productions I've seen.

No, you say cockadoodledoo and buck buck buck. No who. That's an owl.

This is why you don't teach your kids lessons.

Yeah, we are, but firstie hatred before bros, dude.

Also, the best part is when you shoot one of the guys, in the corner it says "HEAD SHOT!"

Shooting the ostrich
Can I finally get revenge on the ostrich that bit my finger when I was 3?

Jar-Jar ruined it for me.

For example, the state of Texas.

Can you please Lose Yourself?

I'll probably
buy it.

Texas
Gets everything.