This probably isn't going to make much money
Because the only time I've seen an advertisement for it was before I Love You, Man.

I don't know what that means. I was just trying to tell him to die in a fire.

I love the episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when the Truth guy finishes his monologue and then walks to the van and lights up a cigarette.

We need
More good sports movies to come out. The Wrestler, and now Sugar. I hope this becomes a trend.

Why would you complain about Rabin referencing the movie the actor is best known for?

As many wise men have said: Hey, I'd still do her.

All I said was that if I had to have sex with a guy, it would be Tom Brady.

Two things
1. Using children to make your point just annoys me, because I hate children.

Just fall asleep right now.

Plus, if she comes back, we could have a Isabella Rossellini/Selma Hayek cat fight. Which would fulfill 89% of my fantasies.

Brand Upon the Brain!
Brand Upon the Brain!

I think if it got to wacky, it would just be another Scrubs.

No bear would attempt to kill you, but one might want to rape you.

Why would a furry midget need an ewok costume? It's built in.

Or use the Greys Anatomy method, and just wait for them to slip and fall on the ice underneath a gigantic falling icicle.

Dammit
I already asked for one.

Movie guaranteed to make me cry: Nights of Cabiria. That fucking ending.

I'd pay to see that (MIA, not the dance [unless the dance was involved in MIA sex]).

That makes me slightly less pissed off, Noel, but now the Arthur Conan Doyle enthusiast inside me is seething.

One of the few great Family Guy jokes
From the makers of Blackenstein, Blackula, and Black Kramer Vs. Kramer, comes Black…to the Future.