Awkward nerd sex? Count me in!

Also, Boston has a bar named Durty Nelly's. DURTY NELLY'S! How can there not be a Decider in a city with a bar named Durty Nelly's?

Timecrimes
Need to be solved by a Timecop.

SMF's, not the Onions. SMF's will TOTALLY be better.

I will create my own branch of your publications in Boston.

So what you're trying to say is:

Newly weds. Old enough to be married, not old enough to be disenfranchised with married life.

I fapped.

Never cared for Buffy or Angel or any of that stuff
But sad to see someone die so young.

I was just listening to Madvillainy yesterday. It makes you feel evil. In a good way.

I'm 23, and chugging cans of soda in under 30 seconds is officially on my list. But carbombs are still okay.

Cept Teen Wolf 2. Or was it Two? Or Too?

Joe, I had forgotten that too. It's been too long since I've seen that movie.

SOB, I agree.

I enjoyed seeing kindergarten kids getting mocked simply because I hate children.

The blinking teeth things totally made her hotter.

Teen Wolf jokes, like America, will never get old.

Jason Segal's Danny Glover
Solid.

Mandrake, I'm with you there. If a girl has a little extra baggage, s'alright. It all depends on taste. The media doesn't get that.

I never got why they didn't just put something just as heavy in the other cases.