Ellie, okay, maybe it's not iconic, but there's a love story and it's a better play.

Crackity Jones just made our friendship awkward.

It's the best kind of hair.

Animal Collective
Awesome band.

Arsenio, please never say flaming ejaculation again.

Noel's fucking distracting.

Didn't Ghost World come out after that?

I said something to that affect above. Very rarely does an actor or actress combine looks, humor, intelligence, and all around class.

They should just skew the My Fair Lady thing and do Pygmalion.

Yeah, if their over 16, it's okay to check them out. Now having sex with them is a different story.

It might not have been important to her specific role. For the guy playing Dylan Thomas, yeah, knowing the poetry is important, but for her, she might need to know more about women in the era or something along those lines.

Man, I don't know what to fap to now.

No, I don't. Explain yourself further.

P&P is a great book. When people talk about iconic love stories, they should shut up about Romeo and Juliet and start talking about P&P. And the Tempest. And Measure for Measure (it's underrated).

Oh, and the only hot things about the Olsen twins are 1) they're rich, and 2) there's two of them.

First you give me a free Death Race DVD
Now you give me this.

*slow clap*

Orange books = the best books.

Andy Capp, that's exactly why I don't write anymore. Besides an occasional blog entry. I'm afraid for the future of literature.

Everyone seems to write-off Jane Austen as chick-lit these days, mostly due to the great amount of obnoxious chick-lit books about Jane Austen that have come out in the past 10 years, but Jane Austen is really one of the greatest novelists of all time, male or female.