But I agree with the old women! I like physical books, and hope they'll always be available as well.

Is it wrong that I stopped reading this after this part:

Now they do, thanks to Obama.

"For time and temperature, try extension 1000."

Why don't you just tell me the obituary you'd like to see?

I can't recall where I heard this, but I recently overheard someone as they spouted off the names of their kids (or maybe it was grandkids):

Why do I know that name?!

Cormac McCarthy. I'm actually dreading the day he passes.

"I'm just calling a spayed a spayed."

It's in the Geneva Convention. Look it up.

Mine involves a baked pottery practitioner, six frozen pens, and a lot of patients.

The A.V. Club

Did he say "making fuck?"

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I work for Quidsi, which, among other sites, has yoyo.com.

My fiancée bought me 4 LEGO sets for Christmas, and put the Monster Fighters Haunted House on her credit card as well. I wanted to get it before it was retired, because it's almost a guarantee that it'll double in price at that point.

I really wish I had more of the original space minifigs, and in better shape than the ones I do have.

Mega Bloks are an abomination. My mom still sends me LEGO whenever she finds them at flea markets or garage sales, and occasionally there's Mega Bloks in there as well. I can spot them pretty easily (they're lesser quality in plastic and color) and they get banished to a box that will one day be sold on eBay as a…

The forum on www.eurobricks.com is a great place to check out what people are making. And if you just want to blow your mind, read this this tutorial on making a Medieval Village…

I know the LEGO people you speak of. Big yellow heads with studs on the top and sides, Playmobil-like hats or hair pieces, and bendable arms made from tube pieces with 2 and 3 prong ends.