Well, I laughed.

I posted Tony Soprano/Kevin Finerty, then remembered the list is sitcoms only. 

Does Tony Soprano/Kevin Finerty count? The Sopranos was often funnier than most sitcoms of its time, after all.

And you wanna be a my latex salesman.

"That's been done."

I think that sums up how awful Russell apparently is.  So awful that George Clooney deemed it necessary to deck him. 

I'll bet the Board part is spelled B-O-R-E-D.

What @avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus  said.

You had the clams casino, didn't you.

@SisterMaryFrancis:disqus : Good luck with that.  Some guy on Conan had a sign and everything, asking her to be his valentine, and Ms. Lawrence even commented that he was cute, yet it doesn't appear to have worked for him, so…

My dream job is in military intelligence.

You could say the word has a myriad of uses.

Without anecdotal evidence, how will my right wing friends ever prove a point?

In the 1860s, Democrats were the right and Republicans were the left.  It's obviously a bit more complicated than that, but essentially, they've switched places on many issues in the time since Lincoln.

Django Unchained was a documentary and the events happened in real time.

That's Hanukkah Harry.

DERK ER DER!

I'd watch that.

I like that the skits are a bit more polished and lean, keeping only the white meat, and it's a bit of a "Greatest Hits" movie for them.  Plus I like the segues between the skits, which added something to the sketches that was different than the original airings.

The camera hasn't been found.  It's pretty lucky that anything has been found of Mallory and Irvine, as it's not exactly easy to go looking.