METAL FLASK

The good thing about Alzheimer's?  You meet new people every day.

An enjoyable activity: get your local newspaper, sit somewhere where people congregrate, open to the comics section, chuckle and exclaim loudly "Oh that Marmaduke, now he's really done it!"

How dare you insult the good name of Nina Persson.  The Cardigans and A Camp both made damned good music, and I won't have you slandering her on this website. Good day, sir.

They're not missing.  They made their feelings known about musical cruises. It's right there in the name.

Ahh, Tracy Chapman v. Carnival Cruise Lines comes into play once again.

Decent comment, @avclub-d0dfbf82a0232e4c63faf5016c25b7d5:disqus , until I got the "high seas" part.  Liked for that reason.  Don't quite know why, but I'm laughing at that choice of words.

All that glitters is gooooo-old.  Only shooting stars break the mold.

Is it because they all got the smallpox?  No?  It's not?

I think you're thinking of The Verve.  At least I hope you are.

Needs more sweaters.

You stole my comment, Doctor!

JAWS would be another great example of a movie with no wasted scenes.

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

My fiancee got a personalized plate that says HOP ONS.  And a thing that goes around the plate that says "Trust Me - You're Gonna Get".

One of my exes loves that Jaguar skit, and sends me texts every few months of "do you like… luxury?"

Bear City is amazing.  Sadly, none of the Bear City clips on Hulu have the intro about how Bear City came about.

James Calhoun.  1st Lieutenant, US Army, brother-in-law of George A. Custer.  Killed at Little Big Horn.

Tales of Fraud and Malfeasance in Railroad Hiring Practices!