I'm not a crustacean that barely speaks Spanish.

It's not just the line, but the way he waddles in his puffy winter jacket!  I laugh every time.

It's not just the line, but the way he waddles in his puffy winter jacket!  I laugh every time.

There's a deleted scene of christians about to go out into the arena against lions.I went to youtube to find it, got distracted by a French Canadian saying "oh shit" to a eagle trying to carry off a kid before I could even type in my search query:

There's a deleted scene of christians about to go out into the arena against lions.I went to youtube to find it, got distracted by a French Canadian saying "oh shit" to a eagle trying to carry off a kid before I could even type in my search query:

John Stamos

John Stamos

Kelly's Heroes

Kelly's Heroes

Shut the fuck up, @avclub-5509e7edd3ec4d04a1c54fd23af3f82a:disqus !  V.I. Lenin!  Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

Shut the fuck up, @avclub-5509e7edd3ec4d04a1c54fd23af3f82a:disqus !  V.I. Lenin!  Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

I don't even care that he bet on baseball.  I care that he's a lying scumbag who couldn't just admit to doing so.  I care that he agreed to a lifetime ban (who does that if they're not guilty?), then almost immediately claiming his innocence and desire to overturn the ban.  Again, the ban he agreed to.Now he finally…

I don't even care that he bet on baseball.  I care that he's a lying scumbag who couldn't just admit to doing so.  I care that he agreed to a lifetime ban (who does that if they're not guilty?), then almost immediately claiming his innocence and desire to overturn the ban.  Again, the ban he agreed to.Now he finally…

He was George R.R. Martin.

He was George R.R. Martin.

2 Jars, 1 Cup

2 Jars, 1 Cup

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus : If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus : If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.

Pete Rose is awful.  I don't think he should be in the Hall of Fame.  Ya know, because he agreed to a ban, then immediately started the campaign to undo the ban he agreed to after Giamatti died unexpectedly.  Plus, for 20 years, he told everyone who'd listen that he didn't bet on baseball and then admitted to betting…