Like, an actual cover with Bowie's picture…or an actual cover of a Bowie song?

So, basically an inflated sandwich bag?

Has any of her ex-boys gone on record describing her thingy? I was just curious. I mean, is it big? Or maybe it is tiny, like a little kitten. Any clues? I am already Hell Bound.

I keep waiting for that black girl to snatch that belt and beat her with it…at least she spells her name correctly. Brittany, Brittini, Britany, Britani, Britane, Britony

Is this a Lilly Allen song?

Consult your Physician if your "Die Hard" last more than four hours.

I like that song "Dog's Gonna Getcha". It's got a funky beat and I can dance to it.

Couldn't we just talk about the brunette in the SNORG ad? She looks soft and warm.

Are you sure that is not just a still from Batman Arkham City?

Mmmmmm…TOAST!

Mmmmmm…TOAST!

Zardawes says the Gun is Good and the Penis is Evil.

Everytime I see Jesica Chastain, I TUSK! myself…

The world's longest 3 minute song.

The world's longest 3 minute song.

Dang, none of those guys are bringing their package to Little Rock.

True, he does. He needs fake boobs.

Dane Cook sure does look a LOT like Tyler Perry in that picture above.

Is Ms. Chastain the new Hathaway…."Whenever I see Jesica Chastain I *****"

Damn Shame