Yeah, that intro is like the Pabst Blue Ribbon of concert promo intros.

Yeah, that intro is like the Pabst Blue Ribbon of concert promo intros.

You know what I am not happy about? .

You know what I am not happy about? .

This would be 2012 Stevie Nicks we are talking about…

This would be 2012 Stevie Nicks we are talking about…

Yeah, listening to Stevie Nicks makes me uncomfortable now because all I can think about is her having untamed sex with several rocker-type dudes.

Yeah, listening to Stevie Nicks makes me uncomfortable now because all I can think about is her having untamed sex with several rocker-type dudes.

There must be some misunderstanding.

There must be some misunderstanding.

Jesus O'Neal is a fine fine name for an Irish Hispanic dude.

Jesus O'Neal is a fine fine name for an Irish Hispanic dude.

I did not know Wierd Al was in Peter Pan? Huh, whadda ya know.

I did not know Wierd Al was in Peter Pan? Huh, whadda ya know.

There is something oddly appealing about the though of Axl performing regularly in Branson. It could really work. He could call it "The Rose Show Theater". Damn, serve me up some biscuits and gravy and sing 'November Rain'.

There is something oddly appealing about the though of Axl performing regularly in Branson. It could really work. He could call it "The Rose Show Theater". Damn, serve me up some biscuits and gravy and sing 'November Rain'.

Oh! I love STUART!

Oh! I love STUART!

Please, please don't tell me you two were black framed square glasses and cardigans (in the summer).

Please, please don't tell me you two were black framed square glasses and cardigans (in the summer).