You do realize she is not really gay…right?

Aren't all serial killers clowns?

Word…

Word…

I kept thinking to myself…"He looks like he has Down's Syndrome" when watching Taintum 'act' in G.I. Joe.

Yes, her getting killed off in SPOILER ALERT was one of the funniest moments of the movie.

The 50-cent(urions)
Bring back Michelle Rodriguez please….that poor girl gets killed off in every movie she is in.

Blago is Bob's Big Boy
Chainsaws. All that is needed to make the show watchable. "Battle Royale" style. Something tells me Daryl Strawberry and Cindi Lauper would be the last two standing. Menopausal white women…is there anything more vicious?

It 'TomWaits for Snowman' the new 'MBS'?

phew! phew!
Lord Sterilicus is now DOOM'ed to sadness.

That scene was not in the movie. Must have been in the limited extended bonus director's cut.

Lord Sterilicus is in no need of your fleshlight. But my heart is heavy. Many legions of douches has my Royal Guard slain in battle…yet, this movie shall live on for eternity, it will mock my very soul and curse generations of my children.

Next year…Maxim's "10 Movies Men Love"

This movie needs DMX.

This movie is like douche buffet night at Abercrombie & Fitch.

Asher Roth fans LOVE this movie.

My Mighty Sceptor is Flaccid
This movie is the theatrical equivalent of 'Asher Roth'.