I am wary of the people on the show that are not Maria Bamford.

America's funniest human. And ninth smartest.

My band (not this one, obv) opened up for them at a HS in MPLS in 1982. That was when no one had heard of them. And they already had two records out. They were (look surprised) drunk and opened up with Fuck School.

It would be totally different. People have heard of the Replacements.

I have been trying to convince my band to name a record Rumours or Tapestry. I cannot convince them that I am serious.

I stopped believing.

I thought they were making a Rescue Me reference.

There are dozens of us!

I would like to punch the Mona Lisa in the face.

That's a shellfish attitude.

My teenage son is studying for a semester in Argentina. His classmates did not know Obama was Black.

When hasn't that been true?

How hard can it be?

Is this anything like the Neural Milkshake from Pacific Rim?

The phone conversation with her boyfriend is pretty brutal.

I was actually thinking Will Farrell for that.

Jack Soo should have starred in everything.

The AV Club is a global brand, one of the best in the business, and has
generally steered studiously clear of saying or doing anything too
contentious which might polarise that audience – preferring to entertain
for the sake of entertaining. But just lately, they've
been adding a far more serious, deeply political and…

I assumed you meant the weather phenomenon.

Man, they have a kid too. How awful.