I promise not to talk about Breaking Bad a decade from now.

And Freedom.

And wouldn't bank security notice the plane parked outside?

It's Soupy Sales' kid. Or Eddie Haskell, not sure.

I'm misting up just thinking about it.

I thought he meant Macbeth.

Have you tried being born between March 21 and April 19? It's a skill.

Its blood is on your hands.

The first rule of Franco is always talk about Franco.

Shooterburger.

I'm waiting to hear what Tony Clifton thinks of all this.

The Substitutes?

Whale fat?

Stovetop Stuffingopoulos

Nobody doesn't like her either.

Do you know who she is?

Joanie Loves Chachi.

I'd like another reunion concert of geriatric doo wop groups please.

He's funny looking.

And do you know how much those government fat cats paid for that floor nailing machine?