He's a jerkHoff.

*throws squirrel at shitty movie*

Sex Beast.

And a classic Columboism where he immediately dismisses Stockwell as a suspect. Columbo generally knows who the killer is within the first minute.

Is that one where he bluffs him? The contact lens in the trunk, or something. Great episode. Ray Milland.

Robert Conrad as Milo Janus is another outstanding episode. Nothing beats Columbo.

Or Donald Pleasence as the vintner who kills his brother. One of those great episodes (like the Cash episode) where Columbo comes to really like the murderer.

In space no one can hear you dance.

*yells Dave Chappelle punchline like a drunken idiot*

Hey, do we come to your work and make snarky comments about the stuff you write?

That's true of most things.

Negro Magnets. Always with the Negro Magnets.

Nonsense. It's going on the fridge.

My hair just turned white.

You're exaggerating!

Were the puns any better?

Something sprang.

It's full of sores.

I hate terrorists!

*shows dwarfoscar the door*