"I am large. I contain multiples." - Malik Bendjelloul

Such a divisible age.

"Don't you know who I am? Oh, you do know who I am."

boom booda boom, booda boom, booda b-b-b-b-b-b-b-boom.*

South?

KLUUUUUUUUUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought the Kludge craze was over.

Tell that to Mrs. Yankovic.

I heart tunafish.

Why can't he just be President, like the rest of them.

He's going to suck our blood!

They had me at fist.

Really? I think it looks theadorable.

You stupid, petty, Koenig-looking, First Amendment-misunderstanding motherfucker!

*eats another hamburger*

*leaves plate of brains on Modern Family craft services table*

He's a zombie, right?

He's getting too old for this shit.

And keep the feet.

That's what she said.