He's trying to make a living. He's doing the best he can.

But he had a tank engine in his trousers.

The Lighter Side of Reworded Press Releases by Dave Berg.

Great moments in reworded press releases.

Busfield is The Fat Counselor.

It's pretty obvious that he dialed her.

Plus she's a phone.

We do not have to put up with Jason Bonham.

He wouldn't wear the Obama mask.

It's an ill wind that no one blows good.

Happier than a bundle of sticks at an oboe convention.

You can never be too rich or too yellow. - The Jaundice Corp.

See, they are the same song.

As opposed to that Tommy Lee video. That was rod.

I always think Girls Girls Girls is going to be Holiday in the Sun. AND IT ALMOST NEVER IS!

He's no Bieber.

I was in a record shop in Austin when someone came in trying to sell Ian Curtis' death certificate. It was very Linklaterish.

She's going to steal him away.

That's the high road?

What's an educated flea?