Yo! Alec Baldwin Rasps.

Is that what happened to it?

I saw this in the theater when it came out and I really enjoyed it. But it made me want Sillas to become the big star, not Noonan.

Fun is a young man's game. I want to see more HS science classes!

You're stupid.

I enjoyed the first seasons more than I have the recent ones. There. I've said it.

Oh, internet.

He is like a tiger. Good to know.

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes … someone please finish this for me. Thanks.

You landed us in the wrong decade!

This is not how I want to remember her.

Franco's Place.

It's not a matter of logic really. I am not arguing that one version is nonsensical. You can't eat your cake and have it too, is a more accurate, and elegant, way to express the meaning. 

You are preaching to the choir. A choir made up of me, William Safire and the Unabomber.

Scholars are divided on this.

That is simply witchcraft.

It is one of the things in life I have chosen to get worked up about. I regret nothing.

The expression is not have your cake and eat it too, it is eat your cake and have it too. Think about it.

Dick Van Dykes got stuck in a tree near my house recently and the fire department had to get him down with a ladder.

I always thought he and Mrs. Vargas would have been very happy together.