To me a "mixtape" isn't a "mixtape" unless I put some Carol Channing on that shit. Chicks love Carol Channing.

Yeah this is really good. The Escape from City 17 short done by the Purchase Brothers was really good too. The Half Life universe really translates well to film. In 6 or 7 minute incriments at least.

Andy Griffith inadvertantly summoned police to a rape scene when his teeth emmitted a whistling noise while casually asking the perpetrator what time it was.

And it contributed to the Arab Spring. But that part of the world isn't very interesting.

Read it again. It says "superstar". As in Dom Deluise or Carol Channing.

Now see… if something got me a wife, I would curse it for all eternity. Just kidding. I love my wife. [Shoots himself in head.] Also, this book is great.