Do ya chain hang low, do it wobble to the flow? Is it platinum, is it gold? Could you throw it over ya shoulder? If you hot, it make you cold. Do. Ya. Chain. Hang. Low?

I don't like the cut of Gladys' jib. Not one bit.

Set up the boombox and play "Far Behind" by Candlebox.  End of intro to funeral speech.

If you were Alex Karpovsky, then Alex Karpovsky would be you, and Alex Karpovsky would use your body to get to the top. You can't stop Alex Karpovsky no matter who you are.

America just can't get enough of Alex Karpovsky.

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