It's like the Fat Mac season of Always Sunny to me in that even though it's not my favorite, it's immediately the most memorable because it did something different.

Dishonored 2, but also Deus Ex.

Mac saying that he had to go to the bathroom because he had, and I quote, "a tremendous amount of douchebag blood" on his hands is my favorite thing from that *great* episode

Bought myself a PS3 for cheap so I could finally play MGS4, the first three Uncharted games and Last of Us. Should keep me busy for the next few weeks at least

For all the first game's problems (and God, it had a lot), it was at least fairly chipper.

It's worth playing if only because of how much it tries to stay true to its concept. Some of it is pretty well written. A thoroughly decent game.

I'm actually most offended by Michael Bay insinuating that KATE GODDAMN BECKINSALE isn't attractive enough for anyone's standards.

He died at the end of a dance-off, actually

I high-fived Shea Serrano once. It was a pretty good high-five I guess.

The original Doom games were *very* fast

I ALMOST FORGOT TALK SHOW HOST EXISTS

The actual Arkham Knight fight was pretty good but it looks a lot worse looking back and knowing it's the only boss fight in the game

Life is Thrones

CATE BLANCHETT

It's more than a dusty old building, it's a house of gawrd

Yeah Dave's on record as saying that shit didn't really start to get to him until they were doing Season 3.

Patton's always been extremely open about his struggles with depression, and even when he makes light of it, I sympathize, because it's the same fight I'm in every goddamn day. We're all little soldiers huddling in a foxhole trying to work up the courage to keep fighting a fight we'll never win and he just had his…

Depp as Sparrow works because despite what that franchise became, he's fucking magnetic in the first Pirates movie.

whoa whoa whoa Smaug, Gollum and Bilbo were basically the only good things about the Hobbit films. Richard Armitage was also ok.

He randomly voices a character in "Lords and Ladies" a short fake TV show in Max Payne 2. That's the only other thing I can think of off the top of my head.