The idea that Captain Holt would wait THAT far into Terry's synopsis of Top Gun to mention that he's seen the movie is the most hilarious thing in the world to me.

Incredibly late, but I thought Joe Lo's "guess I'll just find a movie better than Citizen Kane" line was my single favorite from this episode.

Right on, right on. Keep your radio tuned to GNR for the REAL gospel.

I'm assuming this is part of the reason why everyone scoffs at Carrie's insistence that he's innocent.

"I'm totally separated, dude! I'm not even touching her right now!"

I thought the same thing. That the bullet would bounce off his head like Wolverine and then he'd just berate the gunman into killing himself.

Mac's "what is a pun?" was single-handedly funnier than Dee's bit, and I really liked Dee's bit.

We can jest all we want, but those people are never boring.

Mac's sort of had to be first, though. His was the simplest and the easiest to predict.
Frank's was basically perfection.

Because it was incredibly obvious that Mac was into it, sexually, and Mac being into anything is a huge turn off for Dee. She really hates Mac.

The way he paused just before ever-so gently tapping on the vending machine was hilarious for some reason.

Yeah, shut up, Doug.

"That woman ate an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy."

It works with the lawyer because he routinely embarrasses and defeats them.

@avclub-97b2d5e5f92c333976018236d76658d9:disqus He needs a monster condom for his magnum dong!

Man, that wasn't a tantrum. "Why did you go along with it?" is possibly the most adult, rational thing anyone's ever said on this show.

It's why we make assault rifles with giant clips. It's not like anyone actually expects a soldier to get in a firefight with 20 dudes.

This is what satire is.

That's it, entirely. He spent almost all of last half-season in Heisenberg mode. Now he's just kind of tired. Also his cancer is back, and he's desperately trying to shield his actual son from just how bad it is. That's a sympathetic position.

I could argue that that's the basis of a fairly substantial amount of human relationships.