"You ever even been on a plane, you piece of shit?"

Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Nightmare Coat

What if Orpheus' prediction wasn't for the Action Man's death, but for his wife's?

Hatred. Totally Hatred.

That short little bit of Rusty walking back to the compound, dejected, trying to hitch a ride was the most surprisingly sad thing I can remember seeing on television in a long time.

For some reason, once he said the no cover line I knew he was calling the Monarch. I was incredibly delighted to be right.

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"ARE YOU…DISAPPOINTED?"

But you need Ghost Robot on a case like this, because he too knows the terrible pain of loss.

Yeah, if there's any point in the movie you feel like complaining about how derivative it is, they're dispelled when Charlie Hunnam yells "rocket elbow!"

As if anyone ever expected anything else.

It's like R2-D2, in a sense.

I know video games aren't usually pulled into mainstream AV Club articles very much, but I'd like to nominated President George Sears, aka Solidus Snake, aka Ridiculous Exposition Man.

And he LOVES shoes.

The Adventures of Van Hammersly, Teacher by Billiards.

I'm in favor of it, if only because it puts some mystery back into the Guild, which has felt like an also-ran for at least two seasons now.

It's rushed, but it's so good.

Great, great episode. Great, great adaptation.

"sodomizedmynephew….JJUUUST what is going over there at that zoning board?"

He was so angry and totally out of his depth.