There are, what, four, five main correspondents, right? So why not give each of them a week or two to host? I would LOVE to see Jason Jones and/or Sam Bee doing a full show. Especially the interview.

"Through the Looking Glass" is so incredible because with just one line—"We have to go back!"—the entire show gets turned on its head. I can't think of another show ever pulling something like that off so effectively.

Category: Best Actor

"Think about this: what is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. That''s why I always start with a gun, because you can''t top it. You just can't."

I don't know if you've read the books, but she plays a character who is a general free-thinking feminist until she receives Jesus. Then she becomes a complete basket case who is designed to prove that Men are supposed to lead over Women.

Trailer makes it look like a hilarious slap-stick romp.

Cut like wire clippers, so fast, all the neighbours say "Hot,"
If my rhyme was a bulb I would sell it by the watt.

Bye book.

"This is your body. Broken for you."

I just love the contrast of that scene. Here it is, television's biggest night, with the most attractive people on the continent dressed up in the most stunning, expensive clothes, and on comes Mr Rogers from PBS to completely put all the glitz and glamour to shame. And he does it simply by being gracious and loving.

We're s-s-s-struggling for a r-r-r-r-retort because it's f-f-f-freezing in our i-i-i-igloos, eh?

Brent's standup isn't that great—at least, the bit that I've heard—but Corner Gas is incredible and puts nearly every other Canadian sitcom to shame.

Not Another Teen Movie was actually smart in the way it parodied the plethora of teen rom-coms that'd been released in the late 90s. And it had an actual plot. It's no masterpiece, but I do think it's hilarious.

"What was his name? Mitt? No, it couldn't be. That's not a real name."

"What was his name? Mitt? No, it couldn't be. That's not a real name."

I wouldn't watch that, but I'd watch a trailer for that and say "Yep, that's a movie."

I wouldn't watch that, but I'd watch a trailer for that and say "Yep, that's a movie."

The Ramones' performance is easily one of the finest in the show, but the line at the end—an earnest "Hey! I think they liked us!"—is perfect. I laugh every single time.

The Ramones' performance is easily one of the finest in the show, but the line at the end—an earnest "Hey! I think they liked us!"—is perfect. I laugh every single time.

Don't forget his work with orphans in the African nation of Sengala, along with his friend Jack Bauer.