Hung 19 : Asshole's Revenge

A little to the left, Sugar Tits, and you?

OK, so the prose is a bit overdone and FLOWERY. But you got the gist didn't you? Is there really any need to castigate the poor guy and STALK him across the comments? Jesus, give him a break - LEAF Russ Fischer alone!

!!!!!!!!!YOU ARE A LIAR, KANYE WEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TRIED MY HARDEST AND EXPOSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!! AS A FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would like to hear some kind of crossover with her, The Cramps and Limp Bizkit's "Water Music".

"These Arms Are Snakes"

So it was purely down to the fact that you were into fucking pizzas, then?

I would have thought his main priority would have been to remove that name from his birth certificate, and replaced with something like "Dave".

No, dude, he totally garduated from starter motors to walking into pubs waving guns around.

I saw Pavement's last ever live show and they were awesome, and so, too, am I for having witnessed it.

Well judged, judge.

Hey Fats. I can't help with malaria, but I can give a couple of people AIDS if you want to do something charitable along those lines. Wire me $50.

"You see, it's funny, because it's being done in a style that it was not originally done in!"

It's OK, Dan, I'm not too hardcore - I just dip in and out, really. I mean, I'm always there for the "lads' weekends" away in Blackpool and stuff like that (Christmas parties are a hoot) but I tend to stay away from all the shooting and stuff - I use work as an excuse, and they understand.

Yo, yo Flashman, good to be back. I think you mean sacred *straw* elephant in the room; that's how the saying goes, right?

You know what, Yummsh? I don't think I would like you if I ever met you.

I, um, RECOGNISE the peril inherent in disagreeing with your shitty, shitty, choice in movies, dude.

Well, it's not that I love him, Dougery - more that I don't understand others' hate for him. There are other actors I prefer, but DiCaprio seems to need the most defending.

Mastodon > Slayer

And, oh yeah, I don't like my picture because it makes me look fat when I'm not.