I still have nightmares about the time that Nancy Kerrigan hosted.  I don't think anyone told her she was hosting until about 30 minutes before showtime.

And when he doesn't, he stabs it.

Carbs?

Why Ellen Cleghorne hasn't reached the mainstream success of Amy Poehler is beyond me.

No mention of how SNL started almost 30 minutes late?  At first I thought maybe it was only in Dallas, but I'm glad the first post-credits shot is of a clock on Eastern Time!

Vagina.

"we're having a FIRE!……sale."

Don't blame me.  I voted for Kodos

Linguo….IS…dead….