Can I at least see the guy?

It was more on Tim's side of the car.

I'm sorry everyone. I'm sure I'll get around to it someday.

Ostriches can't fly, and ostriches are birds.

Oh really? How can you tell?

We're on a stakeout, Tim. No time for AV Club comments. And stop fidgeting. You're rocking the whole car. How many coffees have you had now? Three large? Next time I have to sit with you on a stake-out, I'm bringing Valium or some kind of alcohol. Maybe even rubbing alcohol. We could probably buy some at the corner…

Dammit, Tim, is this part of your Ranger training-annoyance? Stop it!

Yeah, I'll just go…do my job.

What are we talking about?

Christ, Tim, that was only a few hours ago.

No.

No, buddy, our conversation from the..what was it? What's on tonight?

Tim. Are you forgetting something?

I'm tempted. It'd be handy to be able to point to it next time we have one of these conversations.

Did you try the Urban Dictionary?

I just want to talk to the guy.

I got an address on the asshole that threatened the witness in the Frankfort murders.

I probably won't be making it down to the comments section tonight. I got a tip I'm gonna follow up on with Tim.

You could put us in separate boxes.

@avclub-39cf62a9b5d4485237345a9628364ac8:disqus Is that so?