Christ, even sandwiches are conservative now? What is it, steak sandwich with ketchup?

A dingo ate her boobies.

Who's the most worthless (or Fuck, Marry Kill)?

Debatable whether it even counts

Back then, the hot dogs were in Kaiser buns, which are way harder to inhale, not like these skinny pantywaist buns you kids eat today.

We should talk more often.

Any red-blooded, flag-fearing American would love the M320. Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small pot of it!

The twist: made him feel patriotic for the Empire of Japan!!!

I too have been happy to spend time with people here having discussions





OF REASONABLE COCK

Man, the director's cut of Frozen is really edgy.

Excellent. I feel that allows me some leeway to be flip and say good luck, we're all counting on you.

The tie contains potassium benzoate!

So A Hard Day's Night ISN'T about Viagra?!

I am guessing this is not cause for celebration? I once got fired from a fucking idiotic job filled with backstabbing conservative assholes who had no just cause so had to give me a sweet-ass severance package, allowing me to take the rest of the summer off.

In this case, "FYI" meaning "Fuck You, Iceland."

Sure, I like to know my weight both pre- and post-poop. My Twitter followers want to know, and it gives added perspective on the photos I take of my poop.

That's the correct course of action during Forrest Gump.

Ouch! "I love you guys."

Welcome! What took you so long?

Fucking good. Had a lot of drinks and a lot of sex. Shared a lovely sunset with my lady friend.