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They left out what happens next: the teachers then take to the streets demanding a wage increase and an end to standardized testing, and then the Des Moines Police SWAT teams show up and shoot them all.

Kept hoping against hope that at the end someone in the audience was going to stand up and yell "where the hell are the singing cats?"

Pilcher's hair, the first time we see him in 2015: short, thinning. Pilcher's hair during last night's flashbacks, when he wakes up 2,000 years later: long and wiggish. Hairadox? Discuss.

TOONCES! NO!!!

It's all on the wheel. It all comes around.

Anakin: "I hate sand!"
Luke: Does not express an opinion re: sand.

This trailer prompted an immediate "Oh, no" in my best Butthead voice.

Gerry Anderson's "UFO". Best theme song / opening credits. (Also, mesh jumpsuits, girls in purple wigs.)

Darth Yaya
Darth Smallberries
Darth Whorfin

My prediction: the "twist" is that the kids see the grandparents do all of these weird creepy things, but it's all just normal behavior filtered through the imaginative eyes of children. ("See kids? Grandma just wanted you to clean the oven; the gas was shut off so she COULDN'T have cooked you alive!") Then at the end

Edgar Wright.

Death Cab For Will Forte.

James Russo and Rene' Russo will be cast as an older Quicksilver and The Scarlet Witch, hopefully.

It's also being made into a Broadway musical: Condor!

Harkens back to "Denise Richards as the brilliant nuclear physicist Christmas Jones".

Third prize is you get eaten by the bear.

"Avengers XV: So Very Tired"

Sans Bran.

I always thought Wilco's "Being There" was a concept album. I still do. I don't care what you say, Jeff Tweedy.