Wasn't he married to the Real Housewife who struggled with excessive flatulence? Yes? Well then.

The Asteroid Field. Enough said.

(pours one out for Andy Whitfield)

"That said, much of the night was enjoyable, even if only for the dudes-wailing-on-each-other factor. There was plenty of that to be found for cynics and wide-eyed fans alike."
Please, someone explain the concept of Cynical Wrestling Fan to me. You know what? Never mind. I'll be over here building my Irony Apocalypse…

"The revolution will not be televised! Viva Zapata!" - Garrett Morris, while singing "Winter Wonderland" with Candice Bergen and the cast, December 1975

"The revolution will not be televised! Viva Zapata!" - Garrett Morris, while singing "Winter Wonderland" with Candice Bergen and the cast, December 1975

I watched "Galaxy of Terror" with my mom and girlfriend. All well and good until the part where the giant caterpillar has relations with a female astronaut.

I watched "Galaxy of Terror" with my mom and girlfriend. All well and good until the part where the giant caterpillar has relations with a female astronaut.

Atlas Shrugged II: Galt In The City

Atlas Shrugged II: Galt In The City

It takes real effort for a weed comedy to not be funny when watched while high. Also, I may have been high while typing the previous sentence.

It takes real effort for a weed comedy to not be funny when watched while high. Also, I may have been high while typing the previous sentence.

Real spies drink scotch. Great movie.

Real spies drink scotch. Great movie.

Sly dares you to make fun of his jaunty chapeau.

Sly dares you to make fun of his jaunty chapeau.

I thought the headline read "Santa" biopic. As you were.

I thought the headline read "Santa" biopic. As you were.

Why?

Why?