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The "History" Channel
Shouldn't a show about the Bible be on The Fiction Channel?

PUTTIN' ONNN RIHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Tom Cruise turns out to be a robot.

Hope King realizes…
…that they're all going to laugh at him.

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" in Michael Mann's "Manhunter". And there is no "Apocalypse Now" without The Doors' "The End".

I like his other books…
"Where God Went Wrong", "Some Of God's Greatest Mistakes", "Who Is This God Person Anyway?" and "Well, That About Wraps It Up For God".

Damn these hasty hands. "Cheap-looking" is what I meant. There's nothing in that trailer to indicate that it's a step up from the crap that Zemeckis has been churning out. It seems to me that there's much less of a risk for Spielberg and Jackson doing a CGI movie like this; if it bombs, they can pass it off as an…

I lived in England as a kid and loved the Tintin books. That said, I don't care who's attached; if Spielberg and Jackson were interested in putting out anything other than a cheap cash-grab aimed at the European market, they'd have done a live-action version.

Let's not call them anything. Let's just ignore them.

The Singularity Is Near
Everything is evolving towards Season 5: Raylan Givens Vs. SAMCRO.

Adds context to Jonathan Crane's signature line from "Batman Begins"
Crane: "He's here."

Listening to it right now…
and damn, it's great. So soul it's punk.

Use the Philip Jose Farmer version.
Bestiality and cannibalism = gritty reboot!

BEIGE KANEDA!

WHITE KANEDA!!!!
Yawn.

What's up with that?
Two hours of the red track suit, the fro, and the Running Man.

The Arbor II
The Arboring

The DVD will include a "Making Of" documentary, filmed by Tyler Perry: "Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry".

Tyler Perry's biopic…
"Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry"