Well, that's a good question. I just watched Murder on the Orient Express, The Best Offer (Guiseppe Tornatore's latest movie), and Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters in a row, and can honestly say I enjoyed the hell out of all three of these. Now, one has a 100 percent Tomatometer score, one has none (still pretty…

A week ago, I went to visit my grandfather in hospital on the other side of the country, but by the time I got there he'd already died. A day later on the train ride back, listening to 'Trouble Will Find Me', I was finally able to cry about it. It was a bit weird in a compartment packed with teenagers, but I was…

I heard about it in a café drinking coffee, and even saw the second plane crash live on the TV behind the bar. It was a very weird situation, since I hadn't watched TV in years at that point. And then that. Wow.

Absolutely A+ episode. First time I noticed it's the geek from 'Misfits' 'rescuing' Theon and playing the double-cross on him. Iwan Rheon's a good actor, and that was an even better twist - but nope, too late for sympathy here for that whiney child murderer. The other great twist was the mutiny: finally the demise of…

He was actually 17, but yes, weird that there wasn't any mention of it in this review, and yes, this show sucks. But sorry, no on the 'fucking awesome', though. Who cares about any of these stupid characters or their backstories. Too little way too late.

I guess the book club moved on from Poe to Melville. No, seriously: I
think 'silly garbage' is a pretty accurate description of 'The
Following', but it's a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine, just watching
in how many ways they can keep making no sense whatsoever. It's got a
theoretically interesting premise, two great…

And dropping a candy bar into the tepid water, fishing it out and eating it. Man, I love Gummo.

Thank you! I also loved Spun, but to be honest: last time I watched it, I was 21 and on my own personal alcohol and drug binge, which took me several years to get out of. So I should definitely rewatch it, now that I'm (slightly) more level-headed. But the fact that I still remember entire scenes, eleven years after I…

I think very few actresses can top Nancy Allen's hotness in 'Dressed to Kill'.

That would actually be a great way of making fun of this.