Hey, @avclub-cc4d652dc742f697287f69465a4b46ba:disqus , shouldn't you be watching The New Girl or some shit?

This is a cold world and there is no justice.

This is a cold world and there is no justice.

OkayOneWordSuckIt.

OkayOneWordSuckIt.

Did someone call me?

Did someone call me?

Kate Winslett nude or GTFO!

Kate Winslett nude or GTFO!

It is my ambition to say in one word what others say in all their comments: fucking.

It is my ambition to say in one word what others say in all their comments: fucking.

I banged her.

I banged her.

Then italicize it, bitch!

Then italicize it, bitch!

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DER Fucking Tru and Kvlt Grim Necro Norsk Arisk Blækk Mettal?Kvlt Grymm and Frostbitten Pure Unholy Hateful Raw Nekro Krieg Elitist æonic Br00tal Wrathful Hyperspeed Inverted Icecold Wintry Deutsch Norwegian Transylvanian Pagan Diabolikal Anti-Cosmic Orcish Wolfen Bestial Heretical Genocidal Homicidal Suicidal…

Chapter 6: Blow guys for money. Or for free. Whatever.