I cannot begin to explain to you the extreme tightosity of my crotchal regions when imagining choking LiLo.

I cannot begin to explain to you the extreme tightosity of my crotchal regions when imagining choking LiLo.

FLAGGING @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus 's COMMENT FOR EXTREME COLLOQUIALISM

FLAGGING @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus 's COMMENT FOR EXTREME COLLOQUIALISM

"Tragedy" is from the Greek for "goat offering."

"Tragedy" is from the Greek for "goat offering."

Opening act: Biggus Dickus.

Opening act: Biggus Dickus.

I would grind Jennifer Lawrence's corn for free.

I would grind Jennifer Lawrence's corn for free.

Pizza Hooose!

Pizza Hooose!

Say yes to necrophilia!

Say yes to necrophilia!

'Is name is Keef.

'Is name is Keef.

An entire empire based upon putting your feet up.

An entire empire based upon putting your feet up.

Is it a tragedy?

Is it a tragedy?