He share cropped a glory hole.

He share cropped a glory hole.

God. I. Just. Splooshed.

God. I. Just. Splooshed.

Yes, that is correct, Kurt Cobain was god.

Yes, that is correct, Kurt Cobain was god.

The Maya said no such thing. All references to 12/21/2012 that the Maya made were dedicatory, not prophetic, invoking longevity and permanence. While it was a nice round number for them (13.0.0.0.0), time would not end, just expand indefinitely. Nowhere, ever, did the Maya once demonstrate a preoccupation with the end…

The Maya said no such thing. All references to 12/21/2012 that the Maya made were dedicatory, not prophetic, invoking longevity and permanence. While it was a nice round number for them (13.0.0.0.0), time would not end, just expand indefinitely. Nowhere, ever, did the Maya once demonstrate a preoccupation with the end…

The one covered in boiled shrimp peels and Cinnabon smear is Axl. The one with live crabs crawling out of her genitals is Axl too. Chelsea Handler is the one made of leather.

The one covered in boiled shrimp peels and Cinnabon smear is Axl. The one with live crabs crawling out of her genitals is Axl too. Chelsea Handler is the one made of leather.

What? "Musicians"?

What? "Musicians"?

Oh oh oh oh, sweet Earl Grey of mi-yi-yi-yine!

Oh oh oh oh, sweet Earl Grey of mi-yi-yi-yine!

I know, right? What is this, the fucking Nineties?
Where did I set down my Zima?

I know, right? What is this, the fucking Nineties?
Where did I set down my Zima?

If only HE had died and that scraggly bearded guy had lived.

If only HE had died and that scraggly bearded guy had lived.

Me mum's teef is bad.

Me mum's teef is bad.