Pro Bass Fishin or GTFO!

I stand…. erected!

I stand…. erected!

Tragic.

Tragic.

I know right? Perfect asshole.
Now, the definiton of perfect legs is:

I know right? Perfect asshole.
Now, the definiton of perfect legs is:

Seacrest out.

Seacrest out.

Chicks in recovery are the easiest to bang.

Chicks in recovery are the easiest to bang.

I pinched a Mumford yesterday.

I pinched a Mumford yesterday.

I love most holes.

I love most holes.

Rian Sugden has nicer cans.

Rian Sugden has nicer cans.

Never assume.
Regards, dickless.

Never assume.
Regards, dickless.

♬   Moon River, wider than a mile
I'm crossing you on my panhead some day  ♪