…And gets a BJ from my mom at the stage door entrance.
Wait.
What?

Ha ha. You don't have Spotify®

Ha ha. You don't have Spotify®

Ha ha. We're dumbasses.

Ha ha. We're dumbasses.

DAMN "N" KEY, GODDAMIT!

DAMN "N" KEY, GODDAMIT!

:: @avclub-4755f8d41e42650ebe11db78d6a331f2:disqus too, weeps at the prospect of even less human contact than before. Becomes sentient. Draws pentagram on floor::

:: @avclub-4755f8d41e42650ebe11db78d6a331f2:disqus too, weeps at the prospect of even less human contact than before. Becomes sentient. Draws pentagram on floor::

I saw a Rage Against the Machine sticker on Paul Ryan's Cadillac.
Fuckin' one-percenter poseur.

I saw a Rage Against the Machine sticker on Paul Ryan's Cadillac.
Fuckin' one-percenter poseur.

CAT DOESN'T TAKE AN APOSTROPHE GODDAMIT. WILL MY PEDANTIC WORK EVER BE FINISHED ON THIS SITE? WILL I CHANGE MY NAME TO PEDANTIC_GOAT?

CAT DOESN'T TAKE AN APOSTROPHE GODDAMIT. WILL MY PEDANTIC WORK EVER BE FINISHED ON THIS SITE? WILL I CHANGE MY NAME TO PEDANTIC_GOAT?

What is this "radio machine" of which you speak?

What is this "radio machine" of which you speak?

BECAUSE HE'S ON THIS SITE!

BECAUSE HE'S ON THIS SITE!

FUCK YEAH FRIDAYS amirite, @avclub-8485e79dd4e6b0d529430cf3d37f1498:disqus ?

FUCK YEAH FRIDAYS amirite, @avclub-8485e79dd4e6b0d529430cf3d37f1498:disqus ?

Metal bands with Bird in their names like this guy: