When you go to the rest home can I have your tree/bike?

Size matters. Especially for elephant penis.

iTunes is not so much a media player as it is a vending machine optimized to maximize the monetary potential inherent in the spontaneous purchases of impulsive unsupervised youth.

I have it on fairly reliable authority that when one is in the desert one can remember one's name because there ain't no one for to give one no pain, apparently.

She suddenly realized you'd left her gay friend back at the stables with his big cocked horse?

Such as a rusty pike.

You can talk about it all you want, but if you behave like one, well, then we have a problem. Hmmph.

You left out an O. You left out the Big "O".

It's not an example of irony that the FedEx logo happens to contain a semi-hidden abtract arrow shape and that Katniss also shoots arrows. At most it's only mildly coincidental. But if the FedEx logo were to fire it's semi-hidden arrow at international film superstar and sultry vixen, Jennifer Lawrence, striking her…

No, no, we took road trips there from Woodstock, NY where I was conducting seminars on methods to maximize efforts to monetize the wholesale appropriation of the counter culture. So, when we weren't busy raking in those righteous greenbacks teaching MBA candidates how to "acquire" and then sell back to them the…

Those are two things which are unquestionably unfortunate and maybe even heinous, but they and whatever other shortcomings Roosevelt possessed dwindle in importance when you measure them against his remarkable capacity to encourage the floundering nation to persevere through so much hardship. His unflinching…

"just as useless as straight up sexism"

Franklin Roosevelt was from a multi millionaire old money family, and he did alright. Rules are meant to be broken, or ignored.

CGI.

I bet a woman made you say that. They're devious at reverse psychology. And especially reverse-reverse-reverse psychology. Hmmph.

*yacht gets rammed by a wayward University of Michigan eight man rowing team boat, sinks*

So, their cooking involves butt sex? Yum!

But his "date" is actually a Freshman pledge in a dress and makeup. The Dean catches on to their little scheme when he spies his date standing up pissing on a tree, but still he goes through with it. Hilarity and frantic sex ensues.

Brokeback Mountain of Nude Pledges

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