Mr. Rogers. What? No, not that Mr. Rogers! OMG, I'm talking about Wayne Rogers. You know, Trapper John from M*A*S*H, who left that phenomenally successful show to pursue nonexistent acting opportunities, and molest children*. Jeesh, what kind of monster do you think I am?! Hmmph.

Afflack!

Even your friend Brian Hitler?

If I'd seen it I might've described this program as possessed of the same biting sharp satirical edge of Full House contrasted by the same tediously transparent, pathetically pandering emotionalism of Full House, but I haven't seen it. Hmmph.

Your use of the word "this" in your comment suggests that you're actually commenting upon your own comment, which, of course, is pure awesomeness.

Personally, I responded to the fiercely sharp but subtle culturally subversive subtext, in particular the effective deployment of a Neo-Conservative ideological critique in the guise of an inferred countervailing commentary… Naw, I'm just fuckin' wit' ya. I ain't never saw it. Hmmph.

True believers are so often the most vulnerable to temptation because they're so utterly in denial of the truth of reality that they can be taken by total surprise by their own natural desires and impulses. They're very often helpless to resist the lure of "sin" because they haven't permitted themselves to develop a…

Yes, Rachel is much more of a pontificator and less of a fierce attack dog. Her modus operandi is to jovially lecture her audience, to deliver sympathetic monologues, rather than aggressively engaging the targets of her disapproval. She's nice to listen to, is clever and well spoken, but is relatively benign. She…

Galley slave economy is exactly the consequence of criminally high college tuitions which indenture young graduates to jobs with less than respectable (corporate) employers. Because they are so desperately in debt with massive college loans the new crops of young graduates are much, much less likely to incite any kind…

Glue sniffing? Isn't that like a 40 year old reference? Wouldn't they more appropriately instead be getting baked on medical marijuana deep dish pizza? Gluten free.

Aw, now you've really made me sad.

Appropriately, the one word which most accurately describes my sincere response to this unexpected news rhymes with Moebius: Shmoebious.

The gotten only get what they ain't got. Got it?

If that's true I'm gonna need more comfortable shoes.

Joke?!…

I watch the "news" but i don't worship the "news." Hmmph.

Madeline Kahn, a complete psychopath. And Mr. Rogers. Fred did some hard time in Leavenworth.

It's not yours to be got. Hmmph.

He's mocking you for criticizing Judd for including his wife in his films. Liebkartoffel is saying that he finds Leslie Mann to be a delightful personality and a talented comedic actress, as do I, so your snarky quip has struck a nerve, not just with with Liebkartoffel but with yours truly. This could prove to be very…

You might watch a lot of news, but that doesn't mean you fully or even accurately interpret it. If you're referring to his deal with Iran then yes, that's an impressive accomplishment, but much more so politically than in any actual real practical sense. The agreement is so limited in terms of whats expected of Iran,…